Losing weight, moving, touching, and smelling are all enhanced by something on this list, which means that odds are good that you’ll find something you didn’t know you desperately need on our collection of 16 pieces of tech that can solve your woes and ease your worries.
Inmotion V3 Electric Unicycle
The V3 is meant to do what the goofy Segway and flaming Hoverboard were meant to do; provide a simple, portable, effective means of transportation. That, and allow jugglers to impress their lady fair without actually learning to ride an ordinary unicycle. Purchase: $520
SpiderSense 2.0
Intended for the blind and anyone who wants to navigate the world while wearing a stylish blindfold, the SpiderSense 2.0 is a jacket with 12 sensors that spread across arms, torso, and back. Using echolocation it seeks out nearby objects and then applies pressure to the sensors closest to the obstacle, so you can feel when you drawn near to something.
Sign-Language Translation Gloves
Probably the most useful item on this list, these specialized gloves are programmed with traditional American Sign Language gestures and can translate movement into words via a speaker built into the simple computer. Best of all, it saves us from the horror of having to learn sign language to understand the deaf.
MIT’s inForm
The inForm is a dual-purpose machine. First, it allows people to use their hands and body to interface with data that exists in the digital world. Second, it permits users to literally reach out and touch someone by providing the capacity to interface with the world via sensors that transmit movement to mobile blocks, similar to the next item…
Cubimorph
The easiest way to understand the Cubimorph is to think of it as a smartphone with screens on every surface that can change into simple shapes, depending on how it is being used. When acting as a flat surface, naturally it’s flat, but switch to a game and it becomes a controller for your hands. Described as building blocks made out of touchscreens, the Cubi is the beginning of morphing technology.
Belty
Wearable tech is a wonderful, strange arena that has been gaining significant attention in recent years. Along with fitness trackers and pedometers that keep your exercise goals on point, Belty is there to help you lose weight. It vibrates happily when you walk, offers encouragement as you ascend stairs, and whines that you need to stand up straight, drink more water, and stop talking to that awful Tammy who’s no good for a nice boy like you. Note: Belty is a nagging mother around your waist.
Swallowable Robot
Built to patch up simple wounds or help to dissolve swallowed items, this tiny robot is similar to the bloodstream nano bot we saw while seeking life-saving medical implants. Instead of riding along the bloodstream, it uses tiny crawlers to propel itself through your body that use light friction in one moment, then a slippery slink the next to get where it is told to go.
Bufalino Camping Scooter
Forget about requiring a minimalist apartment, the Camping scooter is the urban option for those who prefer to live on the go. Made for the modern cowboy this has all the comforts of home and car packed into a space about the size of a golf cart. From driving to working to sleeping, it’s a single person’s simple RV.
Vibrating Insoles
Insoles that direct you around town or offer GPS for finding your loved ones are already out there. These are not made to help you follow a path, but rather to help you stand fast when you get there. The unnoticeable vibrations that these put out help align your body better for improved balance while standing still or walking.
Naked 3D Fitness Tracker
Part scale, part mirror, part app, Naked 3D helps you see how your body is changing and keep track of weight lost or muscle mass gained over time. It keeps an accurate rendering of your body and illustrates both how you look now, how you looked before, and how you will look when you hit your goal and swimsuit season descends. Reserve: $499
USB Battery
Rechargeable batteries are good, but they need an outlet and a special apparatus to get their power back. Not so with this USB battery. The flip top lid closes down to turn it into a standard AA battery, or opens up for a quick recharge from any device with a standard USB port. Purchase: $11/pair
Algaculture Feeding Helmet
Horrifying and wonderful at the same time, this feeding helmet can provide you with nutrient-rich algae to keep you well-fed at all times, just like if you lived in the world of Dune. Though not terribly attractive, if it can deliver bacon-cheddar flavored algae on a moment’s notice, we’re in.
Solar Bikini
A notion that comes and goes every few years, the solar bikini (or iKini) is a set of solar panels turned into a bathing suit that can keep your devices running at the beach, right up until you take a dip without unplugging them and the whole thing goes haywire.
‘Nasal Ranger’ Smelloscope
There’s plenty of devices that allow you to hear and see further, but an oddly limited range that extend your ability to smell at a distance. Intended for tracking down drug dens by scent, the Nasal Ranger offers up a dog’s eye (or rather, nose) view of the world.
BioLogic Second Skin
True, it looks similar to any tight performance clothing, but the Second Skin has an eerie hidden secret. As your body gets warmer, it changes shape, opening up vents that allow your skin to breathe more easily. Weird, certainly, but also refreshing.
Horizontal Shower
homesthetics.net Because standing for the 10 minutes required to shower is too agonizing, the horizontal shower allows you to get clean while lying on a slab. It conserves water over baths, and doesn’t feel like you’re soaking in a whole petri dish of water-borne bacteria, which might be worth it.
